DOLLPRON

After having the games for less than twenty-four hours, Saber completed Modern Warfare 2 on the Veteran difficulty and settled in to finish all the Special Ops missions as well.  Being a good parent, I banned her from playing any more, though.  All choices and actions have consequences, many of which we can’t predict and are unintended.  The following is one such unintended consequence of my choice to ban Saber from her video games.

Saber has generally been preoccupied since Louise and Aurelia arrived at our house and hasn’t had a chance to “bond” with them.  And wisely so, Aoi and Fate have worked to make sure Louise and Aurelia aren’t left alone with her.

Sabers lures them in by offering to share her toys with them.  Louise is unsure about Saber and remembers her older sisters’ warning.  Aurelia on the other hand is more trusting.

Saber:  “Gotcha!”

Aurelia:  “Um, help?”

Louise:  “Let go of my sister you baka lolicon.  Hey, where’s my wand?  Aaahh!”

Saber:  “Just relax, Little Lu-lu, it won’t hurt long.”

A:  “Um, Papa?  Can you untie me?  Papa, why are you just taking pictures?  Papa?”

Where did Saber get handcuffs?

L:  “L-let us go.  Y-y-you stop taking pictures!”

S:  “Shhh, don’t listen to them, just keep taking pictures.”

L:  “W-what are you doing?  Help meee!”

S:  “You smell good, Little Lu-lu.  Sooo soft and smooth.”

L:  “Where are you putting your ha-hand?  Ooh?”

Shortly after this photo was taken, Aoi returned home and promptly punished both Saber and myself for allowing this to happen.  Aurelia and Louise both survived their short “bonding” experience with Saber.  Strangely, Louise has been spending more time Saber since this incident.